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Galaki on 26 June 2009

How about repelling kids?

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Man chases away kids with porn noise
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

PHNIXVILLE, Pennsylvania - Police in suburban Philadelphia say a man fed up of children playing in his cul-de-sac blared a pornographic soundtrack to chase them off.

Irate neighbours told police they could hear the sexually explicit audio a block and a half away.

Police say Michael Buck faces a felony obscenity charge and two misdemeanours for the May 31 stunt at his upscale Phoenixville home.

The 27-year-old Buck has a preliminary hearing scheduled for next month. He doesn't have a listed telephone number, and his lawyer declined to comment Wednesday.

Detective Tom Goggin says Buck had filed one previous complaint about the neighbourhood children. He says the children clearly annoy Buck - but there's nothing criminal about playing outside.



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burgerstein on 26 June 2009

You know, I bet it didn't even work.



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ironman on 26 June 2009

I know it's bad acting, but damn!



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izaaz101 on 26 June 2009

Seems to me it would attract horny teenage boys instead...........I don't know it that's a good trade off. And for kids playing in a cul-de-sac, whatever. As long as they stay out of your yard, there shouldn't be any problems.



D_Boy on 26 June 2009

Were they on your lawn? Are you over 75? Kids annoy you...how about just going outside and asking them nicely to keep it down a bit. What a clown...how does he not realise that is illegal. Some people are just far too extreme in some situations.



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Words Of Wisdom on 26 June 2009

They could hear it a block and a half away? My neighbors don't live a block and a half away, and I doubt they would walk a block and a half to see if they could still hear it.