Thanks for all the help yall but I have it fixed now.
I tried compatibility mode, making sure I was running it as the administrator, found the broken dll in Vista, made sure no emulation software was running, have no burning software beyond what comes with Windows or my DVD burner (which is whatever Dell provided), removing SecuROM completely, reinstalling the game a few times and none of that worked.
Because of that I had to do exactly what I didn't want to do and find a crack. Yeah, not entirely legal but fuck you SecuROM, how the Hell else am I supposed to play my two games which I bought completely legal and new?
I'm using the crack where I still have to have the CD in the drive because I at least want to keep in spirit of playing the game right, I just couldn't get past SecuROM.
(and the funny thing is I've already played both KotoR games, I just felt like messing around with the game after playing some Mass Effect)