lol, I do that all the time. But sometimes I switch it up, and say "my patience", or "my cholesterol/blood pressure"

That guy.... the ones who thinks your problems don't matter, and always has to make up stories to prove himself to you, even when you never imply that.

Me: How's life?
THAT GUY: I just went out with 6 girls in one day dude; tied my record.
Me: You know you don't have to prove anything to me right?
TG: I ain't lyin', I'm better than you!

That Guy who calls you sensitive and then harrasses you. So after a while you come back at them with the same intensity that they come at you, and they act like everything is cool. Until you learn down the river (of time) that they have secretly been bad mouthing you behind your back in order to get back at you for your insensitivity.


That Guy who is a part of your ethnic group- who listens to Hip Hop and watches Def Comedy Jam and then tries to get offended when you use the "N" word and play you off as a racist. Or tries to call you a racist for telling jokes that you hear off of TV.

I hate THAT guy that blatantly cheats off your exams....and then gets a higher grade because he knew you wrote down the wrong answer to question #10. JERK!

I hate THAT guy that did not watch Arrested Development.

I hate THAT guy that brings Miller Lite to a party and believes they contributed something useful.

I hate THAT guy that believes Harmonix stole the Guitar Hero idea with Rock Band. OMG they suck.

That Guy that tries to get you to say things so that they can start trouble between you and your friends. They either record you or they go tell people things that you said about them totally out of context.

That Guy who betrays confidences in order to embarrass you or cause trouble.

Don't be THAT guy who says "Don't do that or I kill myself" whenever your doing something he doesn't like... or if you say so do it!

I work with that guy SaviorX is talking about.

I drive up to "That Guy's" house. His family's having a yard sale. That Guy isn't around.

Me: Hey, how are you doing?

That Guy's Wife: Fine. We're having a yard sale. We made $35 so far!

Me: That's cool. When's that guy coming home?

TGW: Any minute now.

*That Guy comes home*

Me: Hey, That Guy! What's up?

That Guy: Nothing. We're having a yard sale. We made $135 so far.

Me: Oooookay?

Why the hell did he feel the need to lie like that? I could care less about his yard sale?

lol.........a yard sale

Lol that guy is funny.

That Guy applies the same reasoning to women. He supposedly has "intimate" relationships with so many.

If you can attract women, that is fine, I respect your hustle, but when you keep bragging about how well you "please them" and stuff, you sound like a tool, and man-whore. Desperation smells terrible.