No

Have you ever ate a whole chicken?

yup
have u ever eaten soo much icecream u became immune to brainfreeze?

I was immune to brain freeze all the time since I was born... I am also immune to Poison and Demotivation!

Have you ever been on a sports team?

for 9 years :)
have you ever lied to someone and regretted it?

Yes

Have you ever told someone the truth and regretted it?

yes
have you ever eaten something you thought it was something else?

Yes...I thought an egg roll was an apple fritter / pie one time ... odd sensation.

Have you ever smoked out of a hookah?

No?

Have you ever told someone you like them...and they didn't like you back? (I'll never tell the person I like that I like them...I'll be made fun of)

yup
but i was over it in 2 days and we became real good friends
have you ever been pushed into a pool with ur clothes on?

not yet
have you ever told someone that you dont like him/her when he/she said he/she(thats annoying!) likes you?