lol, no (I like that idea though)

have you ever found dirty magazines under a family members bed?

Nope. My brother goes with the internet.

Have you ever yelled the fuck at someone in school?

No... not that i recall anyway...

have you ever been bitchslapped?

yes actually, some fucking whore in science class slapped me when I said Jacko was a peado (this was years before his death)

Have you ever snuck out at night?

No, but I go out walking in teh summer most nights alone I leave as silently as I can does that count?

Have you ever ate apples straight from a tree?

No.

Have you been caught masturbating?

No.

Have you ever considered raping someone?

No

Have you ever been hit with a baseball?

Yes! only once, and i knew it was coming to, i could jus' feel it... which is why i tried to get away from the kid as much as possible but the little bitch kept on following me!

That was a long time ago though i was like 7-10 but i still remember... never forget...

anyways...

Have you ever ran in a field of flowers nakiiid?

wtf? no ........

have you ever been stung by a jellyfish