I would break the law

What if you were supermario128?

I say I hate mario and change the avatar to somthing mario hating related

What if you were an animal?

I'll eat other animals
what if you was a fissh?

i would make an anime with fish in it!

What if you were a millionaire!?

I'll buy all I ever wanted
what if you lost a million dollers?

I'd be an animal that swims in a brook, who can't write his name or read a book. To fool the people would be my only thought, and though I'd be slippery I'd still get caught. (If that sort of life is what you wish, you may grow up to be a fish.)

What if you were a mule?

i would kill myself!

What if you were sasuke uchiha?

I would be emo

What if you would be naruto?

i would try and get Sasuke to come back to the village!!!!

What if you were Sakura??