I would eat them I am hungry.

What if somebody gives you 1 million dollars?

I'd blow most of it on videogames

what if pokémon were real?

I would be happy.

What if someone buys you a toy?

im too old for toys >.>

what if your account gets banned at the 9,999th post?

I would be really sad.

What if Nintendo E3 conference turns out to be the same as last year?

That would suck, and we'd never hear the end of it :-/

What if MGS4 +Oxide actually came to the wii, not the 360

I would be happy.

What if there was a exclusive FFXIII spin off coming to the Wii?

I think there is (FFXIII Haeresis). But I'll be happy if Crystal Bearers releases this year.

What if Super Smash Brother's Brawl was coming to the DS?

I would be extremely happy I am a huge fan of the Wii game.

What if you become the new owner of Vgchartz?

I'd ban people petitioning for a ban on somebody else

What if VGChartz closed down tomorrow?