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Dr.KennethNoisewater on 09 April 2009

HAHA this really cracked me up. What a waste. What if someone had called 911 for a real emergency and got put on hold because of this "shrimp woman"



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Thatmax on 09 April 2009

LMAO thats just ridiculous!

This one is pretty bad too. The woman calls 911 cos shes can't figure out how to GET OUT of her car.




xtastemyvenom on 09 April 2009

didn't something similar happen at mcdonalds recently?

I don't understand people.



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Xxain on 09 April 2009
Rainbird said:
pakidan101 said:
Wookaroo said:
madman25 said:
Wookaroo said:
Retard dials 911. She doesn't have enough shrimp in her rice. She needs someone ASAP.

Person 1 dials 911. She is hiding under her bed with her cell phone because she heard a window shatter downstairs. Now she hears someone in the house. She needs someone ASAP!

Dispatcher to Person 1: Sorry ma'am. You'll have to hold out until we have the shrimp situation under control. *click*
(See, if you own a shotgun, no problem. Just pump it and that should do it. )

 

 You mean to shoot the shrimp lady in the head...right?

 

You know..that works too.

 

*sigh*...if only gamers ruled the world...

What a world it would be


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L.C.E.C. on 09 April 2009
Thatmax said:
LMAO thats just ridiculous!

This one is pretty bad too. The woman calls 911 cos shes can't figure out how to GET OUT of her car.

 

WTF. FUCKING RETARD. I can't believe someone went and make the BlondeStar skit real.

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Final-Fan on 09 April 2009
xtastemyvenom said:
didn't something similar happen at mcdonalds recently?

I don't understand people.

The McDonalds woman had a much better reason; they took her money, didn't give her the right food, and wouldn't give her either the money back or the right food.  She also didn't leave and THEN come back to bitch.  On the other hand, you'd have thought she would get the hint that the cops didn't care after the first time she called and the refused to do anything.



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Username2324 on 09 April 2009

Seems like it's mostly women that do these kind of foolish things.

Not to say that men don't do foolish things, we just don't call the cops about it.