My boss left sick. My other collegues are either out the door and go home after, or are free today, so I'm sitting here alone. I'll start up call of duty 4 soon, after reading my cracked articles. I'm also thinking about losing my shirt and glueing some pens to desks...

But, tell me, what would you do if you where alone at the office? Or work in general?

I don't work in an office but, whenever I get the opportunity, I come home and jump on VGChartz, play some video games, or (before I quit being a whore -almost a month WOO-HOO!) go make sweet sweet love to a random chick.

That's the problem...alone means no chicks! Plus, All my female collegues are muslima's so hardly a chance there!

Perhaps the girls further down the hallway who are doing their internships...

Do one of these!

Cling-film under the toilet seats... that's always lulz.