Lots of people can, it's easy to do a banana. But I can take about 9 inches of one of those large sausages down the throat too, but I don't have one of those at the moment. It's less easy to do that, still pretty easy though.

O_o

That is the first time I ever posted that emoticon on the internet due to how... shocked I am.

Not that I'm enjoying this riveting conversation, but Jeopardy! is on and I'm only going to be posting in short bursts. Just keep on praticing with your kielbasas though.

Happy to be your first.

Damn it! I missed last night and Tui didn't return. I am now rather grumpy. If you get in my way, I will verbally slaughter you.

I LOVE THIS SONG *LISSINS* *wants a piano*

Listen here Miss Sugar, you had better start typing coherently and spelling your words correctly or I will take your imaginary piano and start bashing in the head of your beloved Nintendo until it starts vomiting Game Boys.

Porn

Who needs porn when you have an imagination?

Who needs imagination when you have a banana!