I just fell over this on google and I have to post it XD I made me lol bigtime

ok ok... Now add...

"I will kill... le gods .. oui oui !" XD haha

This is ofcourse not suggesting that all french are like at all.. but comon you gotta be able to see the humor in this XD it's awesome.

The first god of war would have ended with him running away from the stranded ships and there would be no sequel?

Well you'd see the game over screen frequently...

He'd kill his enemies with his oversized novelty bread (that every french person carries around).

Well, it would make me buy a god of war game for the first time ever, just so i could totally destroy those crazy french

The game would be 75% sex minigames.

and 25 percent stealth ?

no, the other 25% consists of making your own french flag

note: i dont think all french people just give up and run, this is just for joke, please dont take it serious

He'd make the gods feel bad with his extreme sarcasm.

In the game's intro, he'd jump off of the Eiffel Tower.

The Blades of Chaos would be attached to his extra long armpit hair.

He would use the word "croissant" when it is totally inappropriate.

He'd always have a bottle of wine in his left hand.

Instead of riding Pegasus, he'd ride on a bicycle (at a much slower pace than Lance Armstrong).

He'd call a "Quarter Pounder" with cheese "le Royale" with cheese......because of the metric system.