NFG, in the past I thought your zany school antics were pretty bad, but kinda cute and funny because they were just internet lulz to me. I don't feel that way anymore. A suspension this long with possible court time is serious business. And the older you get, the more serious it is.
One of my sisters threatened somebody at high school and she had to go to juvenile hall and a boot camp. They let her come out for one day to graduate high school (with a GED, not a regular diploma), and then they sent her back to boot camp for the rest of her sentence.
And when you're in boot camp, all you eat is mashed potatoes, so she got REALLY FAT. I'm not making this up. So if you keep threatening people and thinking it's cute and funny, not only can you get locked up and forced to march around in a uniform, you'll get REALLY FAT.
















