One time when we were 12 we decide to go out trick or treating
So we talk my mom into driving us about a mile and half away from my house and we figured we could walk it back, hitting house along the way to get the goods. Well it all went great for about 20 minutes, I mean I already had like 10 full sized candy bars and tons of suckers….
But having ADD he was starting to get bored, so we are walking along this street and he notices that this one house has it lights off, “OMG Meso I have a great idea, lets sneak around back and break into the house to get some cool stuff. I mena how cool will we be. “ Personally I did not want to but since he was still holding the pictures of me dressed in my sister undies while singing I am a little tea pot (first time I ever tasted vodka) my only response was “sure grand high one whos feet have bathed in the fountains of babies blood and will rule the world” (its what I had to say every day for a year to get the pics back)
So we sneak around back and hop the fence, we were lucky b/c no one was home, so he goes over and tries the back door…..here is a note for home owners, seriously lock the doors.
So we are inside and it wasn’t that good of a pad, like someone who lives on welfare or something, I think it was an old mans house or something b/c there was a lot of meds, which I later found out were heart conditions and such, but he starts switching around the pills , you know one from this bottle to that and in one of them he actually takes and puts some sugar bugs (they were this really sugary pill looking candy we got)
Next he moved over to the fridge and took a pee in the milk and a poop in the salad drawer
Then we moved into the living room and in the car facing the door we found this really old dog just kinda watching us with his tail wagging…I think it was a beagle
But I will never really know b/c before I could stop him d21 grabs a lamp and start just pound on the dog, I mean it was like bad slasher flick, whats more he is laughing the whole time and saying things like “does fido want to play”, or “get the stick fido get the stick”
Well now there is blood and dog bits every where, and he is still laughing then he take what is left of the head back to the kitchen puts it on a plate and sets it in the fridge like it is going to be Sunday dinner
Well we ran after that and I wanted to run all the way home but he still only had half a bag of candy so we kept going door to door…door to door…
I read in the paper two days later that the owner of the house died, he had a heart attack when his blood sugar spiked……..i am pretty sure we will go to hell for this….well at least this one
