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MEXICO CITY – Mexico's self-proclaimed "Grand Warlock" says the United States will pull troops out of Iraq in 2009 and send them to the border with Mexico in an attempt to expand its territory.

The prediction from Antonio Vazquez comes with a word of warning though: his record of projecting the future is spotty at best.

Vazquez has been making predictions since 1980 on events ranging from international events to the private lives of celebrities, based on his reading of tarot cards.

Vazquez erroneously predicted last year that oil prices would be stable and that Cuba's Fidel Castro and singer Britney Spears would die. This year, he says Spears will continue to triumph.

 

"QUIET!  IVE GOT TO HIDE MY POT OF GOLD BEFORE THEY ARRIVE!!!"



What MrBubbles thinks:
i didnt know they had leprechauns in mexico...


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What a crazy bastard, build that fence faster Georgy-boy.



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Sorry, Dumbledore, but the US will not invade Mexico. This guy must be the Pat Robertson of Mexico.



^^^HAHA, Pat Robertson, that's hilarious. Pat Robertson is a nice guy, but OMG, he's a nut-ball. He's changed his predictions on the time table for the "rapture", Armageddon, and the identity of the "anti-Christ" so many time now that I don't think that he even knows what planet he is on anymore. And back in the 80s he looked like he was 80 years old, and 30 years later... well... he still looks like he is 80 years old.  He's truly giving Dick Clark a run for his money.



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Ahhh, "El Brujo Mayor", one of Mexico's funniest persons.



Riiiiiiiight Onn!



"Let justice be done though the heavens fall." - Jim Garrison

"Ask not your horse, if ye should ride into battle" - myself

tbh...the north of mexico could really use some amercian military forces.

 

also...if the US took all the way up to the indicated line

think how easy it would then be to build that border fence... you could probably get it done in a weekend



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How can I not believe someone with such an awesome beard. And since we all know ones magical prowess is directly proportional to the length of ones beard it looks like the old grand warlock will put the smackdown on the invading forces,



Perhaps I'll live to see the Amrican Flag fly victorious over Mexico City just like it did in the 1840's.



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