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Kasz216 said:
bardicverse said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
im_sneaky said:
find a bunch of black cops. And stick near them. Id make sure to avoid old people, people who look wounded, pregnant women, and skizophrenic white males. Black cops are like machines, they keep rollin as long as you want em 2.

I'm quoting this just in case you edit it, because I want to be able to come back and read it later, perhaps out loud to some black cops.

Not only are you being racist, but what if a black cop is old, wounded, pregnant, or schizophrenic?

And if your whole plan is "find somebody who knows what they're doing and hide behind them because I am aware of my own incompetence," I guarantee you won't last a day. In fact, you're more likely to get in the way and cause the deaths of all your black cop heroes.

You fail, Rubang and Comrade. He's pretty much outlining the entire plot of Dawn of the Dead. It was a JOKE.

 

He forgot zombie babies.  Man the remake was oddly good.

 

The remake of Dawn of the Dead might be my favorite movie.  It's tied for favorite at least.

 



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Who survives in the remake? Huh? That's right. Nice plan, buddies.



Hawk said:
Kasz216 said:
bardicverse said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
im_sneaky said:
find a bunch of black cops. And stick near them. Id make sure to avoid old people, people who look wounded, pregnant women, and skizophrenic white males. Black cops are like machines, they keep rollin as long as you want em 2.

I'm quoting this just in case you edit it, because I want to be able to come back and read it later, perhaps out loud to some black cops.

Not only are you being racist, but what if a black cop is old, wounded, pregnant, or schizophrenic?

And if your whole plan is "find somebody who knows what they're doing and hide behind them because I am aware of my own incompetence," I guarantee you won't last a day. In fact, you're more likely to get in the way and cause the deaths of all your black cop heroes.

You fail, Rubang and Comrade. He's pretty much outlining the entire plot of Dawn of the Dead. It was a JOKE.

 

He forgot zombie babies.  Man the remake was oddly good.

 

The remake of Dawn of the Dead might be my favorite movie.  It's tied for favorite at least.

 

Amen!

Burt Reynolds! haha

 



PS360ForTheWin said:
i would create and head an elite team of zombie fighters called the "Zombie Defence Force" and we would fight the zombies till the death!

Hehe.  Once my family and friends and I have all banded together after the invasion has begun, I already have people picked out for certain jobs.  First off, there will be a raiding party, that goes out into the zombie infested world to go scavange the supplies that we need.  One person will be in charge of food and cooking.  The storage and informing the raiding party of any needed food.  Another person in charge of the children's care, one for security, one for transportation, and one for weapon storage and care.



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The Ghost of RubangB said:
Who survives in the remake? Huh? That's right. Nice plan, buddies.

The problem is the dog.  It's always the dog.  Have you played Dead Rising?  People just need to learn to let the dog go.  It's the one chick trying to save the dog that dooms everyone.

 



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Do whatever it takes to get back to Sublette (small town in SW Kansas) where everyone has at least one gun and half the people are involved in agriculture. I would have to travel all the way across Kansas to do this but that shouldn't be to much of a problem.



I think I'm screwed because I'm in Japan right now. There is no Wal-Mart to barricade myself in. That's my only problem. Damn you Sam Walton!!!



Hi, this is Vince with Shamwow.

Hmm living in Australia, more specifically Victoria, means there are no guns shops, or very few illegal ones..

That said I doubt the zombie apocalypse would even reach Australia to be honest but if it did.. I'd definately try my local K-Mart for any kind of weapon I can get my hands on.. Raid all the shops I could for food, preferably food that isn't going to go off for quite some time..

Now two things to do would be travel to the centre of Australia where there is nothing and hope that the zombies are attracted to the major cities or secure a building that has very few entrances and exits..

I have friends with there own full zombie plans and one that plans to build a zombie shelter under his house when he builds his own house.. I also have a friend with explosives and is working on an arm mounted flame thrower so he'd definately come in handy :P

The major issue would be a massive swarm.. You couldn't be alone and expect to survive, I think that's the key to zombie survival..



 

puffy said:
Hmm living in Australia, more specifically Victoria, means there are no guns shops, or very few illegal ones..

That said I doubt the zombie apocalypse would even reach Australia to be honest but if it did.. I'd definately try my local K-Mart for any kind of weapon I can get my hands on.. Raid all the shops I could for food, preferably food that isn't going to go off for quite some time..

Now two things to do would be travel to the centre of Australia where there is nothing and hope that the zombies are attracted to the major cities or secure a building that has very few entrances and exits..

I have friends with there own full zombie plans and one that plans to build a zombie shelter under his house when he builds his own house.. I also have a friend with explosives and is working on an arm mounted flame thrower so he'd definately come in handy :P

The major issue would be a massive swarm.. You couldn't be alone and expect to survive, I think that's the key to zombie survival..

Hehe, arm mounted flame thrower.  I think I really like the Australian people.  Every Aussie I've known online, I really like.  Ever see the Australian Zombie movie "Undead"?  Gotta love the homemade simultaneous fire thriple barrel shotgun.



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