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twesterm on 03 January 2009
Bursche said:
Bad thing about Wal-Marts and the like is that everyone would go there.

In Las Vegas, I would stock up on food and go to the nearest highschool. Theyre made to lock the students in/out depending on the time, so its easy to fortify, because they already are.

 

Schools have lots of entrances and a lot of places to secure.  Wal-Mart's generally only have two entrances and then loading areas which are already secure.



 

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RCTjunkie on 03 January 2009

If the Army is there, get in a tank (check for zombies first)
If not, let the course of Amendment 2 take action.



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Tyrannical on 03 January 2009

 

mrstickball said:

K-Marts have firearms in NA as well. One could only imagine how fun it'd be to grab a .22 cal and a few boxes of ammo and shoot at zombies from the top of said retail store....Given the fact .22's are very plentiful (I'd argue any Wal-Mart carries 10,000-50,000 rounds of the stuff), it'd make for interesting times. Wal-Mart/K-marts would also have seeds and soil in the garden section for the production of foodstuffs if you had to last in the store for a prolonged period of time.

 

... Of course, this assumes you can drive through your nearest populated town and make it to Wal-Mart intact.


 

 

 Amateur.

Everyone knows you want a shot gun for the zombie apocolypse.



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GamingChartzFTW on 03 January 2009

Don't worry guys. Umbrella Corp. would come to the rescue! lol



d21lewis on 03 January 2009
The_vagabond7 said:
Step 1: find a Zombie
Step 2: Get zombie to bit me
Step 3: Feast on Brains

 

 Hell, I may just skip step two!

 

Zombie:  "Brains!  Me want brains!!"

d21lewis:  "Wait!  I'm on YOUR side!!"

I'll be the normal guy walking with the zombie horde eating brains with a knife and fork (can't forget our manners!).  May even find me a sexy zombie wife.  You guys can fight a losing battle if you want to.

 



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konnichiwa on 03 January 2009

I get on my boat, so far I know zombies don't swim.






Hawk on 03 January 2009

   Yeah, my plan would be to gather up my friends and family first of course, but then find a boat or yacht to 'borrow' and sail off to find some tropical island.

   Of course there is a flaw with my plan.  Me, nor anyone I know, knows how to sail.  This might make finding a tropical island a mite difficult to accomplish.



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d21lewis on 03 January 2009

^^^It won't work. By that time, I'd be proving my loyalty to my new zombie friends by sailing them to your lonely island. If that doesn't prove to them how dedicated I am, then nothing will. And maybe then, my zombie wife will learn to appreciate me.


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Hawk on 03 January 2009

@d21lewis

I'm sure she will nibble on you a bit. Oh, and by the way.......traitor!



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d21lewis on 03 January 2009
Hawk said:
@d21lewis

I'm sure she will nibble on you a bit. Oh, and by the way.......traitor!

 

 When you're on my dinner table, and you look up to see me sitting there with my bib, spork, and knife, we'll see whose side you're on!!