What's your Zombie Plan?

I think Grif said it best in Red vs. Blue Planning to Fail: 

"There's two kinds of people in the world, Doc. Those who have a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the Earth, and those who don't. We call those last people dinner." 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXGCEOou5Pg

     So what is your Zombie Plan?  What will you do when you wake up in the morning to a world in utter chaos.  Cars crashed all over the place right outside your door.  Neighbor's running frantically down the street with someone chasing them that is covered in gore and has half of their flesh hanging loose off of them.

Thank the Lord I live in America, where guns are plenty and so are bullets.

Step 1: find a Zombie
Step 2: Get zombie to bit me
Step 3: Feast on Brains

Go back to bed and sleep it off.

I would get everything in my house that can be used as a weapon, put it all in my backpack and go out o the streets have some fun!
Realistically though (can't believe I used the word realistically in a Zombie Plan thread) I'd run for the closest store to gather supplies and lock the shit out of everything!

Assuming slow moving zombies. Just wait it out.

The army could handle the slow moving zombies. Hell a well armed milita could deal with it.

That's why the Second Ammendment is there.

It was their Zombie plan.

Assuming the fast kind... "be screwed?"

Outside that... it's basically driving a van off road, blocking off doorwars to small conveince stores with said van. Set up a table in the van as a blockade.... open up the van door and shoot through the store door at any zombies that may be inside... or swing with a bat lacking guns.

Or better yet.  stop at "The Gun Store" using the same procedure, as that will have nothing but 1-2 zombies most.

Stock up on all the food, water and pop.

Then go back to waiting.

At least until i get my space suit.

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=19&issue=8

My zombie plan is to sit down, relax and play the old Super Nintendo game "Zombies Ate My Neighbors". If any zombies were to break through my windows I'd ask them to pick up a controller and tell'em that they'll have to wait a couple of hours for me to finish the game. I'm sure they'll understand. Besides I got 5 six packs of beer in my fridge. I win!

You have to read the guide:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/zombie.htm
espicially the self defense section:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/zombie4.htm

Only then can you hope to survive the zombie apocalypse

Slow moving Resident Evil 1 zombies: Bust out my 1970's karate moves!! It could be fun.....

Fast moving Left 4 Dead Zombies: Shit my pants. It could be fun.....

For fast zombies I would hide in the crawl space under my house and shotgun any zombie that tries to get it. We have tonnes of ammo, food and there's only one tiny entrace so I could probably last a long time down there, although it isn't very comfortable.