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rocketpig on 22 December 2008

I just have to tell this story to everyone. I was at a bar, talking to people and playing bar dice like every other Joe. We were having a good time.

Amidst the conversation, I started talking to some black dude named *blank*. Cool guy. We started talking about creating *whatever* and we were having a good time.

He offered me a ride back to my place. Simple enough. I said "hey, you're too drunk to drive". He came in. We had a few drinks and he passed out in my bed. I, being the congenial host that I am, pushed him over slightly and said "need some room".

I fell asleep.

Next thing I know, I wake up with a black man humping my ass and calling me "Maria". Good God. I like to play kinky but that's just a bit much. For all things holy, he was still asleep and I still had my drawers firmly attached to my waist.

Have you ever had a black man pump your rear?

...

Wait, I don't want to hear the answers to that.

I'll just chalk this up to one of those "Rocketpig" things. Heh. I've been in bizarre situations before and this one is RIGHT UP THERE with the strangest shit that's ever happened to me.

Merry Christmas. To me, apparently.

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steven787 on 22 December 2008

Congratz. At least you were wearing pants... You both were wearing pants, right?

I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.

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Aj_habfan on 22 December 2008

lmfao

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rocketpig on 22 December 2008

I already said I had my britches on... Though in retrospect, I wonder about the beauty that could have happened if I didn't...

My life if weird. I'll never fully understand how I get into these situations.

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steven787 on 22 December 2008

So you were in your underwear? Where I come from underpants are not pants.

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rocketpig on 22 December 2008

Britches can be anything that covers your nether regions... I happened to be wearing jeans in this case.

In reflection, I almost wished I hadn't been.

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