This is a thread that could be dedicated to all those comedians on this site.

Tell all your jokes here.

They can be any type of jokes such as:

 *Typical bog standard jokes.

 * Yo Momma jokes (eg: Yo Momma so fat each time I walk around her its my birthday)

 * Chuck Norris Jokes (eg: You have 10$, Chuck Norris has 5$. Chuck Norris is richer than you)

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

=D

How about jokes that make absolutely no sense:

"Little Johny lived right in front of the beach. And everyday he would see several people ride their bikes in the boardwalk near the beach.

One day, he asked his mom: "Mom, could I have a bike?"

His mom said: "No!"

From that day forward, Little Jonhy swore to never drink limonade again."

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick!

What's boring and unfunny?

Your joke!

A mute tells a deaf guy : "I think that blind man is spying on us"

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

Or how about the agnostic dyslexic?
He wondered if there truly was a Dog.