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The rain was comforting today.

Xbox 360 the Fourth's funeral was held yesterday, November 20th in our home.

It was a lovely funeral.

Master Chief did the Eulogy. He did a great job.

Many systems showed up for the funeral. Some couldn't make it, but sent there condolences.

Some took the passing harder than others. Echochrome was having a hard time keeping his composure.

When the service was over, everyone lined up to give their final goodbyes. Master Chief was their to give support.

Even though the system wars rage on, when a system passes, for a moment the wars stop, and soldiers give peace to even their most sworn enemies. It's all about respect.

Master Chief was strong and supportive the entire funeral, but when all systems said their final goodbyes and left, Master Chief couldn't keep his composure any longer.

For a moment he felt alone. Who would comfort him? Then he felt a pat on his shoulder. It was Echochrome there to help him.

Master Chief gave his goodbyes and pulled himself together. As they were about to leave, they were surprised with an unexpected guest. It was Xbox 360's biological father, Xbox.

Master Chief and Echochrome stuck around as Xbox gave his respects to his son.

The body of Xbox 360 was sent to his maker today at 9:24 a.m. He will be missed.

It was a very nice funeral. Thanks to all the attendees including R.O.B, Neo-Geo Pocket, Gameboy, Virtuaboy, PS3 and Wii to name a few.

Thanks to my wife, who let me use her wilted flowers.

Thanks for reading and I hope that you all enjoyed!

**Edit**

My 360 dies due to a severe case of RRoD and a minor case of One Red Light. Also, people keep asking me about the systems. I have been collecting religiously for about 6 years now. I have bout 42 systems and tons of games. I did not want to drag them all out. I will blog with a pic of them all soon. Also, the 360 in the background is actually a 10th build 360 prototype that I got from an anonmyous Microsoft employee. It was a prototype that they used duing the build process, mainly the program build. Anyways, its just a collectors item (since there are only 12 in exhistance) and unfortunately does not work.

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lol that was one hell of a funeral, i bet even some humans dont get funeral like this.

 



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Haha... that was great.



Hahahaha good one mate!



    R.I.P Mr Iwata :'(

Echochrome guy and master chief were really sad, i didn't even know those 2 could get along, but someones passing brings even enemies together



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Thats awesome, I'm going to bookmark this!!



 

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Wow, that was good.

And Echochrome looks too much like one of the enemies from that old Dreamcast game Illbleed.



Yet, today, America's leaders are reenacting every folly that brought these great powers [Russia, Germany, and Japan] to ruin -- from arrogance and hubris, to assertions of global hegemony, to imperial overstretch, to trumpeting new 'crusades,' to handing out war guarantees to regions and countries where Americans have never fought before. We are piling up the kind of commitments that produced the greatest disasters of the twentieth century.
 — Pat Buchanan – A Republic, Not an Empire

ROFLOL...I was like, not another silly anti-360 post, but that was an instant classic bro!



"...You can't kill ideas with a sword, and you can't sink belief structures with a broadside. You defeat them by making them change..."

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Coolest thing I have ever seen! In my book, you are concentrated awesome extract.

I noticed the PS3 was hiding in the back. Now that the funeral is over, you may want to look for answers......



heruamon said:
ROFLOL...I was like, not another silly anti-360 post, but that was an instant classic bro!

 

lol are you saying i failed at my trolling atempt?

oh well back to the drawing board :)



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Upon closer inspection, there is real pain in the PS3's eyes. He didn't do it. I guess there's no satisfaction in seeing a worthy opponent fall before the competition is done.