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A douchebag is a syringe used for washing out the vagina.



Jackson50 said:
A douchebag is a syringe used for washing out the vagina.

washing out what?

Ohh boy. Somebody better go tell this kid to go have a talk with his parents about the birds and the bees.



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

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nah i know about intercourse but wash out what i know like a douche bas was a pump like object to clean out vagina but of what?



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Jillbillkill said:
nah i know about intercourse but wash out what i know like a douche bas was a pump like object to clean out vagina but of what?

Mostly dead animals, the Boston harbor and issues of People Magazine.

 



Tag: Became a freaking mod and a complete douche, coincidentally, at the same time.



You put it in there and suck all the cooties out, and throw the bag away. Then it's safe to hide money inside.



Why is "douchebag" the insult instead of "enema"?



most of the people I see buying douche are very very old ladies.



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Dogs Rule said:
Why is "douchebag" the insult instead of "enema"?

Enema's an insult too. It just doesnt have the snap "douchebag" does, so it isn't as popular.

 



Tag: Became a freaking mod and a complete douche, coincidentally, at the same time.