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Forums - General Discussion - A Tree Just Collapsed and Fucked Up the Patio at My Apartment

Fortunately it didn't smash through the wall or anything, or the big glass door on my patio, but the wooden barrier on my patio definitely broke off completely.  At least it is pretty obvious that I had nothing to do with it.

I was actually sitting right next to the area where it happened and heard it fall.  It was a pretty freaky noise.  Oh well, nothing I will have to pay for and the damage could have been a lot worse.

The wind was barely blowing at all, and this was a big ass tree.  Pretty bizarre.



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As a tree hugger, I feel bad for the tree and the tree which will make up your replacement deck. Glad your safe though.

Also, this will answer the age old question "if a tree falls on a patio near a law school, will a lawsuit ensue?"



I feel your pain, but you're not allowed to swear in thread titles.

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