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What the? How did you know? I WAS DRUNK!! THAT VACCUUM WAS ASKING FOR IT!!!

*reads article*

Oh. So this is about some other guy? Nevermind. Forget I said anything.

did he get the chair for this?

once you go vacume you can never go back.

This is the first time I read someone did it at a public place and was caught by police. Seems it was a really urgent case (or curiosity killed the cat).

Normally these stories come from medical reports where the patients claimed they fell on their vacuum cleaner while walking around naked. Always fun, just like those reports by proctologists where bananas are involved....

I read about a case where an old man had a heart attack and died while he was boning his vaccuum.  And he just laid there on it, dead, while it was on.  FOR DAYS.  Then his neighbors called the cops because they smelled burning crotch-flesh and heard a weird noise, kinda like somebody left the vaccuum on for several days.  What a way to go.

Never heard of it in public either.  This is awesome.

Perhaps I just don't have much imagination, but I can't seem to work out how one would go about getting some from a vacuum. Much less if it would even be pleasurable...anyone wanna explain it? lol

You turn it on and you hump it silly.

OUCH!!!

My girlfriend is a medicine student and luckily she hasn't seen too many gruesome things. However, her friend told me an horrific story about when he had to remove a teaspoon from a guys penis, I have never heard such a horrible story in my life. He swears it's true.

Why would someone do that?

Maybe he was asking that question too, and that's how he got curious.  Be careful.