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The PS4 is so powerful, your thumbs will glow after using it.

That it can create a psychic field that makes everyone who goes near one to automaticly wish to buy it.

PS4 is so powerful, it doesn't have a chin behind it's beard... just another fis... wait... never mind.

it won't need a tv. It'll radiate a holographic 3 dimensional beam that you can adjust in settings.

ps4 is so powerful, it will cure cancer, o wait, ps3 already does that.
ps4 is so powerful, it will be used in clusters for supercomputers, o wait, ps3.
ps4 will be so powerful the world will end, hence mayan calander ending 2012, nostradomus predicted 2012, etc.

it will create the Matrix and use us Humans to power it.

i speak for everyone, i am good but  i am not PS4 good :P

The PS4 is so powerful, Chuck Norris has problems using it.

PS4 is so powerful it'll put giant enemy crabs with weakspots that you can attack for massive damage through time travel thus the next Genji game isn't the laughing stock of the world.