WTF? So the guy dressed up in shiny crickent pads, was a robot and a vampire?

Nope, he's just a robot. He was created by the anti drug force to fight drug runners who are smuggling drugs in the bodies of vampires, which are the guys in the traditional clothes that hop around a lot. The movie also has a ghost, who was married to a guy before he became a vampire.

Smuggling drugs in vampires, are they sure they weren't smuggling them in the brains of people who came up with the plot?

or smuggling them behind the audiences backs while they're enthralled by scenes like this!

I have no idea what I just witnessed. All I know is that it was the very pinnacle of entertainment.

Another hillariously bad flick is Dracula 3000. It's sad just how far Casper Van Dien's career has sunk. This film is attrocious in the writing, logic, production values and acting departments. In fact it has what is quite possibly the single worst ending in the history of film (Watch it and tell me I'm wrong, and don't just youtube it, I tried and the youtube ending is missing part of it).

It's one bright spot is Coolio, who has a lot of fun with the role.