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MrBubbles on 05 September 2008

ooooooo a quiz....


You scored as a Classical Liberal
You are a classical liberal. You are sceptical about much of the historicity of the Bible, and the most important thing Jesus has done is to set us a good moral example that we are to follow. Doctrines like the trinity and the incarnation are speculative and not really important, and in the face of science and philosophy the surest way we can be certain about God is by our inner awareness of him. Discipleship is expressed by good moral behaviour, but inward religious feeling is most important.

Classical Liberal 68%
Emergent/Postmodern 54%
Modern Liberal 50%
Roman Catholic 43%
Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan 36%
Neo orthodox 36%
Charismatic/Pentecostal 32%
Reformed Evangelical 29%
Fundamentalist 18%



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starcraft on 05 September 2008
akuma587 said:
stof said:
Oh bigjon, you're like a 3 legged puppy. We can't help but smile as you stumble in to walls.

LMAO.  Only stof could say something like that.

I know, anyone else would be banned for it huh?

 



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Tispower1 on 05 September 2008

You scored as a Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan
You are an evangelical in the Wesleyan tradition. You believe that God's grace enables you to choose to believe in him, even though you yourself are totally depraved. The gift of the Holy Spirit gives you assurance of your salvation, and he also enables you to live the life of obedience to which God has called us. You are influenced heavly by John Wesley and the Methodists.

Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan 93%
Neo orthodox 82%
Emergent/Postmodern 79%
Charismatic/Pentecostal 64%
Fundamentalist 46%
Classical Liberal 39%
Reformed Evangelical 32%
Roman Catholic 18%
Modern Liberal 14%

If I'm honest I have no idea what that means :P

But looking at people's responses, anyone whoese faith is based on "the bible says so" has got a screw loose frankly. I think personal experience should be people's base for faith. Ie healings etc.



akuma587 on 05 September 2008

Jesus was obviously pro-gun. There is no conflict of interests there. Just look at this picture:



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

The_vagabond7 on 05 September 2008

now if only we could combine the jesus with a gun, with the one riding a dinosaur we could make on of those demotivator posters that say something like "Jesus on a dinosaur calvary: You are so fucked". That would be an awesome one.



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senseinobaka on 05 September 2008

What we really need is a derailed pic



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akuma587 on 05 September 2008

Here are my results:

What's your theological worldview?
You scored as a Emergent/Postmodern
You are Emergent/Postmodern in your theology. You feel alienated from older forms of church, you don't think they connect to modern culture very well. No one knows the whole truth about God, and we have much to learn from each other, and so learning takes place in dialogue. Evangelism should take place in relationships rather than through crusades and altar-calls. People are interested in spirituality and want to ask questions, so the church should help them to do this.

Emergent/Postmodern
75%
Classical Liberal
64%
Modern Liberal
64%
Evangelical Holiness/Wesleyan
46%
Reformed Evangelical
32%
Neo orthodox
32%
Roman Catholic
25%
Charismatic/Pentecostal
25%
Fundamentalist
18%



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

akuma587 on 05 September 2008
The_vagabond7 said:
now if only we could combine the jesus with a gun, with the one riding a dinosaur we could make on of those demotivator posters that say something like "Jesus on a dinosaur calvary: You are so fucked". That would be an awesome one.

I like your way of thinking sir!

I am a Christian, but I am just posting this stuff in a light-hearted way:

 



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.  The only thing that really worried me was the ether.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke

It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...."  Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson

The_vagabond7 on 05 September 2008

Raptor Jesus, that's classic.



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The_vagabond7 on 05 September 2008

Aaaw, snap. I just found out why McCain picked Palin. Straight from MSNBC

Palin, 44, has been under a media microscope since McCain tapped her last week, but she seems to have energized Republicans heading into the fall campaign.

Crotchety old bastard stole dole's viagra. Go getcha some McCain.



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