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The Ghost of RubangB said:

Mono gets you teen pregnant.

The mono thing is a crock of shit.  Nobody has mono for over 3 months, let alone between 5 and 8, depending who you ask.

And if she was too sick for school, why was she driving everywhere and crashing all over the place?

This is gonna get even crazier closer to November.

More important, how did you get Mono, and then get pregnant?

Somehow you couldn't go to school, but you could have sex.



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DMeisterJ said:

More important, how did you get Mono, and then get pregnant?

Somehow you couldn't go to school, but you could have sex.

There's only one logical answer for that.

Incest.

Get the rumor mill fired up, boys.

 




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rocketpig said:
DMeisterJ said:

More important, how did you get Mono, and then get pregnant?

Somehow you couldn't go to school, but you could have sex.

There's only one logical answer for that.

Incest.

Get the rumor mill fired up, boys.

Ooh, getting good.

The brother, or the dad...

OR THE SISTER!?!?



Now you're using your noodle DMeister!



DMeisterJ said:
rocketpig said:
DMeisterJ said:

More important, how did you get Mono, and then get pregnant?

Somehow you couldn't go to school, but you could have sex.

There's only one logical answer for that.

Incest.

Get the rumor mill fired up, boys.

Ooh, getting good.

The brother, or the dad...

OR THE SISTER!?!?

I see your sister and raise you a family pet.

...

See what I did there?




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Ill post in here...

Bristol Palin is HOT



Wait... I got it!

Palin always talks about how outdoorsy she is and maybe they'll blame the pregnancy on a hunting accident. Which means...



*refrains from making any "getting shot in the face would have been a good thing this time" jokes*




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Well that's the final piece of the puzzle. Now I can smear her to death out of embarassment and vote for Obama so he can start up my post-modern socialist utopia.



I think Obama and McCain both did the right thing regarding this issue.



I'll say my piece with this post:



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