A much more appealing situation than finding a man(?) in your bed.
;)

I'd make them draw straws, and then punch one in the titties really really hard a couple times.

I'd rather bang snake, and I like women; cheerleaders aren't my thing.

Like Rubang, I'd probably end up punching one in the titties, too.

Well i have only one thing in my mind.

Have a chat with them, and see if any of them want my number. I would say e-mail address but you need to really trust someone first, incase they weren't into spreading computer viruses or Spam.

play duck duck goose

I'd hope that damn elevator starts back up so we can finally get to my apartment!

Stof, you've been stuck in there this whole time?

Slam the emergency stop and masturbate furiously.

I give this thread a 9.6.

What the hell kind of question is this?