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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.



When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.

You can see a news video on it here.



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You could not make this stuff up.

But seriously, a cold bench with a couple holes in it? I would have gone for a bagel, but I guess you might not find many of them in Hong Kong. I wouldn't know.



 

 

He sounds like he's still enjoying himself in that video.



That's why I always wanted to be benched in any sport I played.



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Well you know there's a lack of women in China. That's what happens when you breed a male only country...they have sex with inanimate objects. Just sayin'.



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Im a wood bench kinda man myself.  Call me old fashioned but I prefer a nice bench next door that at least has the decency to wear a nice coat of paint. 



lmfao!



Clobbergirl22 said:
Well you know there's a lack of women in China. That's what happens when you breed a male only country...they have sex with inanimate objects. Just sayin'.

Well, according to Wikipedia (and I'd say the data sounds about right), the distribution between the two genders in China is Male: 51.53% and Female: 48.47%. It's mostly among the younger population where there aren't as many women. And besides, hasn't this man ever heard of masturbation? I've always wondered why people can't just be satisfied with that .



 

 

what did they do with the bench? I sure no one would want to sit on that anymore



O-D-C said:
what did they do with the bench? I sure no one would want to sit on that anymore

 

 Dogs piss on benches, birds shit on benches, fat people sit on benches.

Why would they waste a good bench just cos some guy stuck his junk in one little hole?