Haha, funny site.

Also, some hymen are not open at birth so they require the doctor to use a scalpel to open it to make way for menstruation fluids after menarche.

Oh, and to give bad dreams to the more sensible of you guys, look up vagina dentata and the independent movie "teeth" (don't worry it's not real).

LOl, Greta site

thank you for showing me this lol

 Teeth is a funny film. Well worth watching.

Unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so He pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation He was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but I suspect it was so it would be easier for Him to keep an eye on what they're up to. Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals.

Lol...

I haven't seen Teeth yet, but I can't wait. I've heard all about it. And we're studying vagina dentata and all this other Freudian bullshit in my film theory class. It's great stuff.

The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!"

Mega lol...

Now we know the cause of the rise of obesity in America and Europe.

 Posted that while drunk

and when Im drunk nothing gets fixed, only more broken.

"Up until the moment in your wedding when he says "I do," a boy's privates sport a treacherous spine of jagged scales, which may or may not secrete acid and weapons-grade anthrax – for which, apparently, only Ann Coulter has developed the antibodies. "

haha ... haha .. HAHAHAHA
I can't think of anything else really.