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FJ-Warez on 02 August 2008

You are not the voice of the market



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dtewi on 02 August 2008

I am disgusted by the Church's teaching.

I shall start a new one. The Church of Methodology.

You must pay for the numbers to embrace our teachings.



Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita

Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

Sugu yoko de waratteita

Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo

I will never leave you

Nickelbackro on 02 August 2008

You shall begin your life as a simple peasant in the world that is under the benevolent rule of our beloved ioi.

At 500 posts though shalt become chosen from the peasantry and be a priest of the path of ioi.

At 1,000 you shall assume the rank of Bishop with expanded duties to lead the flock.

At 3,000 you become a blessed Archbishop and holiness shall follow you all your days.

At 5,000 you become a blessed Cardinal and can vote for new mods should one fail in his duty or fall into the endless night of non-gaming (that would be a cool rule)

Finally at 10,000 posts you take a seat at ioi pantheon and become a VGChartz God and you shall lead the faithful on their path to gaming righteousness.

Also important figures in gaming such as Shigeru Miyamoto shall be declared saints and shall have feast days assigned to their birthdays.



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