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Dr PSOCK, when Superman gets shot, i understand if the bullets fly off of him, but why doesnt his costume get bullet holes? please, this could change my life



"The accumulated filth of all their sex and murders will foam up about their waist and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

 ....and I'll look down and whisper  "no."  

                                                                   - Rorschach

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psrock said:
Baddman said:
psrock said:
Baddman said:
d21lewis said:
Dr. PSRock, As a teen, I tried to have oral sex with myself. I almost succeeded once. Should I be happy or sad that I failed? This has haunted me for 17 years.

 

 weird i tried doing that when i was about 6 looking back on it i always laughed and was wondering what the hell was i thinking(i think i was just trying to see how flexible i was) 

 

 You are a bad liar, you know you've tried many times, but only the true gifted ones can reach.


 

are you one of the gifted ones? if the answer is yes then how did it feel?

The greatest feeling in the world is when one can reach itself.

 

even better than a sloppy BJ?

 



Thanks Doc! I'll go on a killing spree tomorrow!

Another thing that's been bugging me: Last time my girl and I tried to have sex, I "finished" before we even got started. The time before that, I was as flaccid as a wet noodle. She's been really pissed because of this.

My question: How do I tell her that there must be something wrong with her vagina, and that this is why my phallus won't enter her? What can she do differently to fix her vagina?



d21lewis said:
Thanks Doc! I'll go on a killing spree tomorrow!

Another thing that's been bugging me: Last time my girl and I tried to have sex, I "finished" before we even got started. The time before that, I was as flaccid as a wet noodle. She's been really pissed because of this.

My question: How do I tell her that there must be something wrong with her vagina, and that this is why my phallus won't enter her? What can she do differently to fix her vagina?

wow rofl

Baddman said:
d21lewis said:
Thanks Doc! I'll go on a killing spree tomorrow!

Another thing that's been bugging me: Last time my girl and I tried to have sex, I "finished" before we even got started. The time before that, I was as flaccid as a wet noodle. She's been really pissed because of this.

My question: How do I tell her that there must be something wrong with her vagina, and that this is why my phallus won't enter her? What can she do differently to fix her vagina?

 

wow rofl

 

 usually leaving her for a younger hotter chicks would be my advice, but a threesome might help. And stop using the cucumber, seriously.



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psrock.....you amaze me.



^_^

skeezer said:
psrock.....you amaze me.

 

 how?



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11/20/09 04:25 makingmusic476 Warning Other (Your avatar is borderline NSFW. Please keep it for as long as possible.)
psrock said:
skeezer said:
psrock.....you amaze me.

 

 how?

 

Your knowledge..its out of this world.



^_^

skeezer said:
psrock said:
skeezer said:
psrock.....you amaze me.

 

 how?

 

Your knowledge..its out of this world.

It's a gift only useful on the internet.

 



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11/20/09 04:25 makingmusic476 Warning Other (Your avatar is borderline NSFW. Please keep it for as long as possible.)
psrock said:
skeezer said:
psrock said:
skeezer said:
psrock.....you amaze me.

 

 how?

 

Your knowledge..its out of this world.

It's a gift only useful on the internet.

 

Have you ever used it in "Nature"

 



^_^