Dr. psrock, my friend told me that if my hand was bigger than my face, I have cancer. When I put my hand up to my face, he hit my hand, causing me to hit myself in the face. Can't argue with science.

Can you cure cancer?

 Just keep repeating those sequences and your cancer will be erased. BTW i find it easier if you use your left foot.

ANSWER MY QEUSTION

Dr PSrock, why are people jealous of my fantastic good looks?

Shouldnt they just accept that im better than them?

 Turn the shirt over, that usually fixes the problem. A real cat right?

The greatest feeling in the world is when one can reach itself.

 They are obviously jealous, but use your personality, that should even everything out.

Hey doc, I've been having visions of what I think is a repressed memory. It goes like this: I'm in middle school, when these three bigger kids hold me down and try to stop me from getting physical. One of them is holding my arm, and he keeps saying "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!" No matter how hard they try, the kids can't stop me from hitting myself! I remeber it so clearly now!

Do I have super strength? If so, why would I use this power to hit myself? Seems like a waste to me.

 Zack, you are cop right? the best advice i shall give you is to find these boys who probably are married, tranny or homeless and and shoot them. That's all.