Have you ever wondered why you can’t get a girlfriend?  Do you have no friends?  Do you play with yourself a little too much?  Yes, it might be because your ugly, but let a fake doctor with tons of made up credentials tell you otherwise.

So kids relax, sit down and allow Dr Psrock a chance to test out his therapist books he skimmed over last night.

Today’s advice:

1.       Girls are usually playing hard to get, so avoid taking them seriously at first, it’s mostly an act.

2.       Women don’t cheat, girls do.

3.       If life hands you lemonade, hide it.

4.       A car can get you laid even if it’s stolen.

5.       Avoid waiting til 18 to get your first job, especially at McDonalds.

6.       I f you are going to College, make sure you avoid Delaware.

7.       Girls, let us know what’s really in your mind, we are not magicians

I hope I really help at least one of you or I am burning this book.

Any questions?

Please no Mario Kart questions?

MY THREAD IS BETTER

http://www.vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=32954&start=0

we have different agenda.

Yea but i've put more work into it =P

Why avoid Delaware College? Fugly chicks? That could explain some things.

Neos, i like you kid, but if you dont have a question, move on to your thread. Thank you. BTW, small penises will not affect your adulthood as long as you keep it a secret.

Dr psrock.

Dont try to play them, invite them over so they watch you play. Nothing turns a girl on faster than wigggling out your wiimote with speed.

From my research on Google street search Delaware has the highest density of ugly  girls tahn any other state in the world, even higher than Montana.

How many real girls do you know, who's over 18 that play Mario Kart online?

Well, Do you know these girls? Maybe they prefer to play with AMERICANS.