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@ skeezer: Ugh.....That is sick...I hope it is not normal in Brazil;

Off topic: Full Alchemist is awesome =p.






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I kidnapped Princess Peach, Zelda, Amy Rose, and Trixie Kong. Then we had an orgy... Then I woke up...
Oh wait... I dreamt I was fondling my sister's friends tits, then started to f*ck her up...
Oh that was nice...



ctk495 said:

 

 Full Metal Alchemist FTW!!!!!!!!



^_^

Dirty stories? Nope, I have none. I'm an angel...



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Edit: no one read that..






I had to unlock a car at the local racetrack, and the girl who owned the car asked me if I could fulfill her fantasy of being f'ed on the hood of a police car. I did......in front of her friend, too! True story!

After that, she sent me 30+ texts a day. It's like she was in love with me. Unfortunately, girls who do stuff like that aren't the type you fall in love with. I blew her off, after a week.



d21lewis said:
I had to unlock a car at the local racetrack, and the girl who owned the car asked me if I could fulfill her fantasy of being f'ed on the hood of a police car. I did......in front of her friend, too! True story!

After that, she sent me 30+ texts a day. It's like she was in love with me. Unfortunately, girls who do stuff like that aren't the type you fall in love with. I blew her off, after a week.

"fantasy"

 creepy girl ........ huh



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d21lewis said:
I had to unlock a car at the local racetrack, and the girl who owned the car asked me if I could fulfill her fantasy of being f'ed on the hood of a police car. I did......in front of her friend, too! True story!

After that, she sent me 30+ texts a day. It's like she was in love with me. Unfortunately, girls who do stuff like that aren't the type you fall in love with. I blew her off, after a week.

You have a really colorful life as a cop. 

 




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