| Captian_Twig said: If I drink, I drive and lose. Mainly because I don't have a drivers license! :D |
Don't drink and drive... fast. ;D
| Captian_Twig said: If I drink, I drive and lose. Mainly because I don't have a drivers license! :D |
Don't drink and drive... fast. ;D
| d21lewis said: My sis got married on June 14. I got sooo drunk at the reception. I had to be at work at 6:30am, the next day. I woke up on the floor in my hallway, at 5:45, and all I could say was "damn". I spent the first two hours of my job sitting in my driveway with my head down. Then, the calls started coming in (I'm a cop). I threw up all over my city, that day. Three, or four different streets. And then, the phone started to ring. Apparently, I called every single female I knew, and begged them for sex. I'm still embarresed! Haven't had a drink since. |
You are my hero.
Can I build a statue of you?
I won't do anything weird with it.
Verbatim quote from a voice mail I left:
"Keyla, I need some fucking pussy, man. I called every girl I know, and they..... I.......*unitelligible* *click*".
I am soooo smooth! Hard to believe she resisted such a line.
One time I grabbed my sister's phone and called every girl in it and told them they should come over and I could make them squirt. Luckily these were people I didn't know so there weren't any repercussions. But yeah, I don't know how these girls can resist. They have titanium willpower. I mean, if I was a chick, and you called me with that magic, I would've been over there by the time you hung up.
| d21lewis said: Verbatim quote from a voice mail I left: "Keyla, I need some fucking pussy, man. I called every girl I know, and they..... I.......*unitelligible* *click*". I am soooo smooth! Hard to believe she resisted such a line. |
I heard the message you left me... I am taking a Plane tomorrow...
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Lol! Elgefe, you are such a kidder!! Ha, ha!!
What time should I pick you up?
This thread is hilarious.
I haven't had hangover in 14 years. Been sober since the SNES released.
............
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
| d21lewis said: Lol! Elgefe, you are such a kidder!! Ha, ha!! What time should I pick you up? |
You are more handsome in person, I will cook you dinner come early home today...
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