Wow, that's definitely a tough one >_>

Then choose wisely...

Hmmm. With chin balls. I could grow a beard, to cover them up. Do the balls hurt when they get hit? Do the balls work? Can I cum more often? Who's poo is in the pool? If it's Jessica Alba's poo, I'd take the pool. Her poo smells like daffodils.

You've given me much to ponder. I must meditate on this.........

The poo...

I can take a shower later...

Poo carries disease, but chin balls stink. I must meditate some more.......

The problem with taking a shower is that you're covered with poo and you've been swimming in it for a decent amount of time. No matter how much you scrub, you're going to smell like poo day after day, and that could hurt you even more than having chin balls.

I am still thinking about it...

No, you can't even shave them.

^^^^Cut off your chin balls? They're permanent. The OP said so. And you'd want to keep them anyway. We men grow fond of our balls, over time. I suspect that I'd be proud of my chin balls too! I'd even give them nicknames: Joey and the Gooch.

I've decided. I'm getting a chin ball transplant.

What if you could rinse for one minute after swimming in the poo, but could not use soap??

Then chin balls are the definite choice. I could have nice combed, clean chin balls as opposed to a filthy, poop-smeared body.