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Forums - Gaming - An awesome article that similar to Malstrom's article these days

http://www.cracked.com/article_15732_life-after-video-game-crash.html

 

Who am I? I am the creator of a certain video game console. I don't want to toot my own horn, but let's just say that profits from this machine were four billion dollars higher than the Microsoft XBox.

My console consisted of a plastic milk crate with a kitten placed inside. The controller was a wooden rod that could be used to poke the kitten. I sold zero of these consoles, which cost me zero to manufacture. Therefore my profits were zero. The XBox, however, LOST four billion dollars. Click the red words if you don't believe me. I'll wait.

 

Reminds me of Malstrom news about his billion dollar cat



end of core gaming days prediction:

 

E3 2006-The beginning of the end. Wii introduced

 

E3 2008- Armageddon. Wii motion plus introduced. Wii Music. Reggie says Animal crossing was a core game. Massive disappointment. many Wii core gamers selling their Wii.

 

E3 2010- Tape runs out

http://www.fivedoves.com/letters/march2009/ICG_Tape_runs_out.jpg

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Wong writes great game-articles, but this one is old first of all (first post is from last year, and Cracked only has post-ability since then), and secondly already passed up by Malstrom.

All I have to say is that the market is growing thanks to pick up and play games.



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