It's unfinished, but currently uploading on Youtube, so that others can let me know if it's good or not. But seriously. How long does it take? It took like 5 hours, but then my laptop lid accidentally closed, so I had to start all over again, and it's been 1 hour. Why is it taking forever? How do I make it go faster? It's driving me nuts.

1. Stop hyping your review.  Just as I said with Snake and his Real Talk thing, make a single thread and work off that one until you actually make the stupid thing.  If I see you make one more thread hyping or even talking about your video review and it doesn't actually have your video review in it I'll gladly ban you.  If you want advice on your review, just use one of the 10 threads you've already made about it.
2. When you upload a video to youTube it tells you takes something like an hour per five minutes of video or something crazy like that.  Whatever the speed they tell you varies based on your internet connection.  Whatever the case just start it uploading before you go to bed and let it work while you sleep because it will take a while to upload and then it will take a while to process.  Just be patient.