Glenn Beck is wrong. GTA is actually a manslaughter simulator. ;-)

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MontanaHatchet on 18 May 2008

FJ-Warez said:

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90% of games feature manslaughter. Zelda features manslaughter. And who is Glenn Beck? Did Glenn Close get married or something? He, I'm so dumb...

Most of the Zelda games features pig/imps/or empty armors as enemies, as far as I can remenber you varely touch a human on a Zelda game, Ganondorf...edit, and he usually dies as a monster... except in TP and WW...

I know very little about the Zelda franchise, so that probably wasn't the best example. Don't you kill Gerudos at some point in one of the games?

Blecch, I have no clue.

Nop, you don't kill Gerudos, you just knock them off (with little starts or small birds on top of their heads...) but in the Proccess you kill two evil witches which btw go to heaven...

AHA!!!

Zelda is influencing our children to be murderers!!!

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naznatips on 18 May 2008

LordTheNightKnight said:

MontanaHatchet said:
90% of games feature manslaughter. Zelda features manslaughter. And who is Glenn Beck? Did Glenn Close get married or something? He, I'm so dumb...

First of all, didn't the smilie in the title make it clear this wasn't that serious?

Second, check out this video clip.

Wow, did that moron just say military paper cut outs used for target practice were the inspiration for video games?

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FJ-Warez on 18 May 2008

MontanaHatchet said:

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MontanaHatchet said:

FJ-Warez said:

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90% of games feature manslaughter. Zelda features manslaughter. And who is Glenn Beck? Did Glenn Close get married or something? He, I'm so dumb...

Most of the Zelda games features pig/imps/or empty armors as enemies, as far as I can remenber you varely touch a human on a Zelda game, Ganondorf...edit, and he usually dies as a monster... except in TP and WW...

I know very little about the Zelda franchise, so that probably wasn't the best example. Don't you kill Gerudos at some point in one of the games?

Blecch, I have no clue.

Nop, you don't kill Gerudos, you just knock them off (with little starts or small birds on top of their heads...) but in the Proccess you kill two evil witches which btw go to heaven...

AHA!!!

Zelda is influencing our children to be murderers!!!

No more than Hansel and Gretel :P

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naznatips on 18 May 2008

Don't you love when crazy conservatives rave about how violent the world is and how there shouldn't be so much death and it's all caused by video games then go vote pro-death penalty? Ah what a fun country this is.

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MontanaHatchet on 18 May 2008

FJ-Warez said:

MontanaHatchet said:

FJ-Warez said:

MontanaHatchet said:

FJ-Warez said:

MontanaHatchet said:
90% of games feature manslaughter. Zelda features manslaughter. And who is Glenn Beck? Did Glenn Close get married or something? He, I'm so dumb...

Most of the Zelda games features pig/imps/or empty armors as enemies, as far as I can remenber you varely touch a human on a Zelda game, Ganondorf...edit, and he usually dies as a monster... except in TP and WW...

I know very little about the Zelda franchise, so that probably wasn't the best example. Don't you kill Gerudos at some point in one of the games?

Blecch, I have no clue.

Nop, you don't kill Gerudos, you just knock them off (with little starts or small birds on top of their heads...) but in the Proccess you kill two evil witches which btw go to heaven...

AHA!!!

Zelda is influencing our children to be murderers!!!

No more than Hansel and Gretel :P

I don't even what to get started on what kind of evil things I had to do to Giambattista Basile!

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MontanaHatchet on 18 May 2008

naznatips said:
Don't you love when crazy conservatives rave about how violent the world is and how there shouldn't be so much death and it's all caused by video games then go vote pro-death penalty? Ah what a fun country this is.

I think their knowledge goes like this:

Videogames influences kids to be violent (because obviously it's the only reason), whereas the death penalty is justified every time it's used.