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11/20/09 04:25 makingmusic476 Warning Other (Your avatar is borderline NSFW. Please keep it for as long as possible.)

"WHy don't I have my period?" Quoted from south park.



BREAK YO SELF, FOO!



Dane Cook . . . I just want a fucking explanation for Dane Cook. WTF were you thinking?



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Profcrab said:
Dane Cook . . . I just want a fucking explanation for Dane Cook. WTF were you thinking?

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When he ALMOST broke Steve Martin's best-selling comedy album record I ALMOST had a heart attack.



Fuck you! Damned voyeur!



Satan said:

"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."

Peace be with, God is Great! As I bow down and weep in joy.

BTW, why does everyone always assume God is a man? That just doesn't make sense. Why would a infinite being that has created all limit itself to a gender or a form for that matter.

Now I know many of you on this site are void of all belief, but just for the sake of curiosity. What would you *really* do in the presence of God? I know most of the answers above are just bs, but seriously, what would you do?



@superchunk,

Nothing. It'd be just like looking in a mirror. I might wink at him or something, and snap my fingers with some cheesy point, and then go "Aww yeah, he's still got it."



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