Definitely. The Nerd has been making movies since he was a child. He has a 20 year advantage. Now, the Nerd will always be the greatest, mainly because if he never existed, and I decided to make game reviews, they would be 100 times worse. You can't beat the Nerd, but at least, I can be good.
blaydcor said: I don't know. The whole grandpa thing is unnecessarily disturbing. Like, how would a situation like that come to be in the first place? It's funny, but it kind of doesn't belong in the review, at the same time.
"Fun? Yeah, fun like getting shot in the kidney is fun."
That would definitely hurt, but it's not very funny.
Relies on too back "opposite humor." "I'd rather rip my eyes out with a spork than have to look at this game's graphics'' That's too ouch. I don't see the connection, and then people would be like "wow, what an asshole."
I like the whole Chipmunk thing, but mentioning the toothpicks in the ears, just makes you cringe, instead of laugh. Now saying they aren't bad. They're good, but I don't know. They don't seem to belong. Even mine, don't belong. I don't know what belongs, but I'd know, when I see it. |
I'm not saying you should use those; that would be plagiarizing stuff that I (albeit hastily and without real effort) wrote. My point was to demonstrate a variety of different styles besides AVGN that are still humorous.
I suggest reading humor; you can't write what you don't know. Cracked.com, Doubleviking.com, Tuckermax.com, Maddox.xmissions.com; all high quality stuff there.
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| blaydcor said: I'm not saying you should use those; that would be plagiarizing stuff that I (albeit hastily and without real effort) wrote. My point was to demonstrate a variety of different styles besides AVGN that are still humorous. I suggest reading humor; you can't write what you don't know. Cracked.com, Doubleviking.com, Tuckermax.com, Maddox.xmissions.com; all high quality stuff there. |
Don't imitate maddox. Just don't. The world absolutely does not need more of him. One is plenty. ^_^
Okay. Just to let you know, I have finished the voice acting, and I'm now synchronizing it with the video. Everything is going smooth. The last part, will be to record me talking, and doing things. In case it's too similar, I'll write "inspired by the Angry Video Game Nerd" at the beginning, and that should take care of things. Oh, my name is going to be "Annoyed Gaming Geek." What do you think? Too similar to the Nerd's name? I don't think so. Then you can call me AGG.
| a.l.e.x00 said: Okay. Just to let you know, I have finished the voice acting, and I'm now synchronizing it with the video. Everything is going smooth. The last part, will be to record me talking, and doing things. In case it's too similar, I'll write "inspired by the Angry Video Game Nerd" at the beginning, and that should take care of things. Oh, my name is going to be "Annoyed Gaming Geek." What do you think? Too similar to the Nerd's name? I don't think so. Then you can call me AGG. |
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I actually like Sonic.
Content aside, you start off with a couple of paragraphs that are quite long, but then you explode into shorter and shorter sentences describing a kind of mini-rat dance.
I think you should concentrate on something else.
I dunno dude, it's not a nice read!
Why don't you review one of the bad sonic games in a constructive manner. I really can't see what you are benefiting from by doing this.
Haha i think i'm one of the few who actually liked it. I also read through the whole thing, didn't take that long. In case a mod locks up (or whatever they do, i'm still not so sure) this page, i saved the rant/article. i want to show it to my friend as well, as he loves Sega and Sonic and he keeps pestering me to buy a sonic game for my ps3, despite my answer always being, "no."
I wonder if my friend will get a heart attack from seeing one of his heroes put down like this?
add me:
PSN ID: Crymetyme
Join the offical Vgchartz PS3 trophy league!
The Last "all hail the...... leader" thread to be locked.
"I'd have more fun at Disney Land, in the baking hot sun, with a migraine, wearing a Mickey Mouse costume, while taking a shit, holding a screaming baby, that pukes diarrhea on my face, and an elephant sat on me, while also taking a shit."
OK i just read that and i decided you are a genius!
Just to let you know, the "elephant sat on me" part is going to be voiced by that Willaby Wollaby singer. Just that part. As a joke.
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