Was it better than the "shit" one, and did you understand the black hole exploding part?

I really hope English isn't your first language. Swearing hasn't been funny or edgy since the 70s and your overuse of commas makes it very hard to read.
No website with any respect would use this if that's what you're trying to ask.

Does not perfect grammar, have to be full of commas? I know it is annoying, but should commas, not be throughout the words?

Well, it kinda sounds like you were deliberately putting curse words right there. Even if you want to go for "angry video game nerd" effect, why not put more words that may portray your anger than simply cursing. Also, not sure about this but there maybe an art to cursing too... so try to alternate your curse words than just "shit" and "f*ck" =p

I think there may be. I am not sure. When do I swear? When do I say fuck? Like, I've practically studied the AVGN videos, and his grammar isn't perfect or anything, so I don't know if he intentionally made it like that, or what. I have no idea. It seems like he knows what he's doing. Like, is he so professional, he makes himself look normal like that, or what?

I think I'm beeing too informative too. AVGN is not informative. He is funny. Right? This is a rant. So I don't really need to say things like, the frame rate is inconsistent. It's not funny, unless I make a joke out of it. I don't know.

No, the object of grammar is not to put as much punctuation into a sentence as you can. I suggest you read up on the uses of commas or start paying attention in English class.

I'm also going to be talking it so commas don't matter so yeah it makes sense.

Now I have another question, and it regards this sentence:

First of all, why did they name this shit-making bee hive, after the original? (((That's))) like making a new, shitty Mario game, (((and then))) naming it, Super Mario Bros.

Is it "that's," or is it "it's."

Is it "and," "then," or "and then?"

See, it's little things like that.

I mean, I don't know if I should shorten a sentence, as much as possibly, or extend it as much as possible.

For example:

Also, what is more important? A longer sentence, or shorter sentence, with the exact same meaning?

I don't know. There can only be one. That's like saying, "Sonic the Hedgehog was my favorite," instead of "Sonic the Hedgehog is my favorite," and seeing them to be the same. Because you said "was," that means it used to be your favorite, but something else replaced it. You could use it, but it's incorrect, right? That could be the same case with the others, but for different reasons.

How about this analogy?

Whenever the hell I play a fucking Sonic game that has been crapped out through a donkey's ass past the year 2000, I would rather have that furry fucking creature crawl up my ass and stab me with its spike, quills, or whatever the fuck's on its back.