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So many jokes, so many ways I could get banned. Must...resist...urge... to be...stupid... Wishes...mesoteto....would post a cat pic....on topic....



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It used to be big, honest! Then a sorcerer made it shrink.
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It's not you love, it's that damn sorcerer next door, he made it small and flacid.



Did you hear about the criminal that, while running, cut off his di** and threw it at the cops?



And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this. Just this PS4... And this gaming PC. - The PS4 and the Gaming PC and that's all I need... And this Xbox 360. - The PS4, the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360, and that's all I need... And these PS3's. - The PS4, and these PS3's, and the Gaming PC, and the Xbox 360... And this Nintendo DS. - The PS4, this Xbox 360, and the Gaming PC, and the PS3's, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The Gaming PC and PS4, and Xbox 360, and thePS3's . Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need.

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