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Remember when Nintendo had a meeting with Microsoft to sell Nintendo back in 2005............If you don't read on and laugh!! Who says Nintendo doesn't talk naughty on competitors lol enjoy if you havent heard, enjoy, if you read it again!

How Nintendo boss silenced Steve Ballmer

BALLS IN THE OTHER COURT (pun intended!)

By Nick Farrell: Thursday 06 January 2005, 09:10

NOW HE IS safely retired, the 77-year old former Nintendo boss Hiroshi Yamaushi is regaling Wired magazine about how he reverted to abuse to silence the mighty Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.

Apparently Microsoft was making a bid to buy Nintendo for absolutely huge amounts of money. Vole was confident that Nintendo would take it. The Game Cube wasn't doing particularly well at the time and there was a lot of money involved. Ballmer himself showed up at the negotiations to have a quiet word.

However Yamaushi didn't like the deal, which he saw as a loss on a level similar to World War Two. He said he ranted a bit about Japanese values and identity but it went no-where. So in the end he said in Japanese "suck my yellow balls Mr Ballmer".

The translator looked embarrassed and was clearly not translating the phrase exactly, although Ballmer did smile at a sentence that included the word 'yellow' in it.

Frustrated Yamaushi stood on a chair, put his hands around his mouth and very slowly and in English said: "Hey Ballmer why don't you suck my tiny yellow balls."

He said Ballmer and team were speechless. They were as scandalised as if he had shown them a nipple at the Superbowl, he said.

It is nice to know that high powered board room meetings involving billions of dollars use the same language and methodology of a Kave piss-up. A copy of the interview can be found here but is probably illegal so you should buy a copy of the February issue of Wired.

ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANOTHER FUNNY MOMENT IN THE INDUSTRY PASTE IT HERE AND LEAVE A COMMENT FOR ALL OF US TO ENJOY!!!

 



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Add's a whole new level to Wii as a console name. Is it all just a vuglar middle finger to Microsoft?



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

Maybe they didnt want to sell to microsoft because they wanted to call the system Wii-balls, but they neutered the DVD drive originaly suppose to come with it so they named it Wii, and decided not to sell to MS On a serious side, Can you believe how close the big N actually came??



Yeah. Crazy stuff. Funny stuff. I cant find anything like that, however.



Ohhh there is plenty out there, How bout at E3 in .gosh I think it was 93??? When Sam Tramiel(CEO ATARI) Said that since the sony playstation is price dumping the sony playstation and would sue to block sales...........If they would have done that I wonder what would have become of the PS, would all systems be sky high?



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HAHA, that is priceless. Nintendo is the most down to earth company I have ever seen. There leaders can talk on our level, their famous Miyamoto insists on being payed the same amount as a blue collar worker, they have an almost spotless Nintendo Criticism section at Wikipedia, and they always do their best to stay family friendly. I can't express how much respect I have for Nintendo.



This is in my opinion the funniest thing in gaming history.... ever. http://youtube.com/watch?v=BolU0A4hlyI i hope you enjoy. i watch it almost daily and never get tired of it.



I wouldn't begin to know where to look for it, but which nintendo CEO stated that Gamers didn't want RPG's during the 64 years?

 



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

Chrizum is the best thing to happen to the internet, Period.

Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

Bet with dsisister44: Red Steel 2 will sell 1 million within it's first 365 days of sales.

i just found this on youtube after reading this thread. kind of strange.
 the voice of pikachu
the mario voice guy at some game show
and i think that interview was proven to be fake though, lol


 First of all, I think the RPG comment about the N64 was sour grapes.

 Second, if that wasn't the first time Yamaguchi made such comments, I can see why he decided to retire. That's like an American businessman about to throw punches. That's a sign you need to quit while you have your sanity.

 Third, I think this may not be the funniest, but it's certainly interesting.



A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.

Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs