Thanks for the love, my fellow forum dwellers!

I spread the love around today, too. Whew! Got that crap outta my system (I kid!). My best friend said I missed out on my one shot at having a "chick magnet" bullet hole. Chicks dig guys who've been shot, right? AND, my promising rap career? Gone too! Oh well......

And this is probably the most random thing I'll say all week, but:

There are people moving in across the street from me, and today, they had a friggin' PIG tied to a tree. A pig.......tied to a tree. WTF? I don't quite know how to take that, just yet. Maybe the severity of this whole pig situation hasn't sank in yet. You can't make this stuff up, folks.

I may be missing a gene, or a chromosome, or something.  Once, I was riding down the highway, and this car drove into my lane, and almost had a head on collision with me.  I didn't panic, or anything.  I just said aloud "Oh well.  There goes my life."  like I was really annoyed, or something.  I don't want to die, but I guess I never really feared it either.

He stayed outside and started yelling "Hey!  Who's in there!?"  The first time we went there, I think the offender ran out of the back.  I didn't want the bad guy to get away, so I went on in  I'm a little reckless, and a little stupid, I guess.

 Sarge's not a bad partner, but whenever there's a situation, I swear he's never in the thick of it.  Still, I've been doing this for 2 1/2 years.  He's been doing it for 19 years.  I gotta respect that.

Actually..................I keep my vest in the trunk. I'm supposed to wear it, but the thing is hot, and heavy. And, it makes me look fat. I guess bullets are pretty hot too. Maybe I should reconsider my policy on that.

I've seen some seriously bizzare struff! I've made the local paper a ton of times. Once I ran down a guy with a grocery bag full of marijuana. I arrested a couple who gave their 8 year old a gun (kid promptly shot himself in the foot). I've kicked in the door on multiple search warrants, and I've seen way too many rapes, suicides, murders, violent domestics, and fatal accidents (about a week ago, I saw a guy get hit by an 18 wheeler. He was on a bicycle.....nasty stuff). I even worked an accident where, my little sister's soon to be mother in law, ran over and killed a drunk guy. Living in a relatively small town, I usually know the people involved.

I usually don't talk about the stuff that happens during the course of a day. I haven't even told my girlfriend about my latest experience. VGChartz is my therapy. No need to bring that stuff here.

You my friend are so god dam funny. I love reading your post's i always laugh cause i can picture Zapp sitting there and typing.

SECOND THING
*oi OI! hide the weed shit theres a cop here*

Third thing. Lets say you did die, did you know the word would never had made it here and we would be wondering where the hell you were