Luckily a little bird told him all about this corrupted tri-force and the master sword.
Although he didn't have a clue what it all meant he did hear that the almighty Soucre Tower had one weakness... the sewer. At a nearby lake there was an sewer entrance he could use to gain access to the tower. Little did he know he had to lose 20 kg of weight first to fit through... Soriku had to train... become stronger... and thinner... the bird gave him a secre weapon to help out... wii-fit.
*Training montage!!*

Epic VGChartz tale so far! (Soriku is now near the sewer tunnel!)

Gather around children, quickly! Because what I'm about to tell you will fill your minds with magic, wonder, drama and sadness. I would like to call this epic story the VGChartz tale.

Once, a long time ago there as a sanctuary called VGChartz. People from all over the world and from all natures came to this holy place. Life was good and times were peacefull. Everyone was happy even the bond Leo-j and Nintendo Fan Girl was strenghened.
But leo-j and GGE fell out over the banning and so leo-j hit hard times in the divorce. Soriku, taking pity, became his pimp so leo-j could earn money. Leo-j was happy to have sex with gorgeous girls for millions of dollars a time.
But Soriku grew tired of Leo-J getting all the action, so he fired him in favor of pimping himself. After a few failures he finally picked up his copy of SSBB and quit that field entirely. Soriku now lives atop a mountain of SSBB Coins.
And so soriku donned his tiny green fair outfit, brought an oversized wooden shield and a kokiri sword and ventured forth to battle the source in holy combat. Little did soriku know, the source held the master sword and...
the twisted tri-force. The dark cousin's, brother's, former collage roommate's friend to the true tri-force. This was the source of his power and for victory to be had Soriku had to find a way to master his..
Luckily a little bird told him all about this corrupted tri-force and the master sword.
Although he didn't have a clue what it all meant he did hear that the almighty Soucre Tower had one weakness... the sewer. At a nearby lake there was an sewer entrance he could use to gain access to the tower. Little did he know he had to lose 20 kg of weight first to fit through... Soriku had to train... become stronger... and thinner... the bird gave him a secre weapon to help out... wii-fit.
*Training montage!!*

Soriku grew tired of losing weight and used his Master Sword to trim all his extra fat.....