In this thread we'll be
Counting syllables; haiku
Are five-seven-five.

However, tanka
Are haiku with two extra
Sevens at the end,
For an amazing total
Of thirty-one syllables.

Let us practice both
Poem formats about games,
Flames, trolls, and the Chartz.

(And if you MySpace,
Feel free to post in my group
About haiku there.
That link goes straight to the thread
About gaming and whatnot.

It's called Haiku Hell,
And has many threads about
Other crap, as well.)

Rubang's Reviews are
The greatest reviews ever
To grace VGChartz!

Come on, no takers?
I expected more from you
Chump-ass scalliwags.

I can write these all
Day, so don't even think of
Letting this thread die.

Chrono Trigger was
Amazing, but spawned the worst
Sequel ever made.

Final Fantasies
Used to be fun, but now they're
Just FMV-fests.

Pac-Man gobbles up
Another power pellet.
It's ghost eating time.

Dr. Mario
Was the king of Melee. His
Prescription: KOs!

Already done, there was a whole thread of them a couple of weeks back.

A couple weeks back?
How can I even find it?
Where the fuck was I?

Turns out it was a month ago: http://vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=17136

Invading this thread is a cinch
'Cuz limericks work in a pinch
To trump your haiku
And tankas here, too:
I've trolled you before you can flinch.

Rawr!  No haiku for you!  Go here! 

Small white box on ground
People flailing arms around
Having a good time