Ready, FIGHT!
So who would win in a battle royal between.... o wait... that is what SSBB is for!
Sorry to create a thread just to mention how out of hand it seems these threads are getting... but a little bit of fun with sarcasm is never a bad thing. I think the reason all these type of threads are popping up recently is that people are bored, or don't want to hear about SSBB, or something like that... just my take.