Women bitch about dancing with men.  Either their man doesn't want to, they don't know how to, or all these guys at the club do is rub their penises up against their asses.

First things first.  Many men don't like dancing.  The only reason why he danced before you were going out was because he wanted to impress you or get a chance to push his groin up against you. But you were also trying to impress him and weren't acting like a bitch yet.

Now when you go to a club at all you are self-consious and demanding.  "Dance this way" "Were you looking at her?" "You're driving why should I not have another Long Island" "Don't touch me like that, people are looking" "I'm so fat" "Look at how she's dressed like such a slut... Do you like that?"

What about your complaint that he can't dance?  Well neither can you.  Shaking your ass is fun and is a form of self expression.  It can even be considered dancing, but it is not any more artistic than the white-guy dance, the "carlton", beginner line dancing, or that rock dance you see middle-aged couples doing at weddings.  Well actually that middle-aged couple usually understands that dancing as a couple and not having any skill can still be fun.  You however, do not get that.  If all you can do is shake your ass and have no training, then all you are going to get is guys who put their thrusting hips onto that shaking ass.

I can dance, but everytime I meet a woman she has no idea how to dance with a man.  I do ballroom dancing, but it has also taught me how to move and position myself when dancing with a woman at a club (or wedding).  First learn your role.  The man leads, this isn't some social statement and it doesn't mean that you have to submit to his every whim for the rest of your life.  It just means that he picks what direction you both go in and where you both stand.  Learn to read his body language and go where he leads you.  This will get rid of those akward moments and means you'll make it comfortable and more fun (or less painful atleast).  Stop being stupid.  You want so badly for guys to dance respectfully with you, then don't make it a pain in the ass.

But you still have those guys rubbing up on you.  What do you do?  He are some suggestions...

Walk away.

Don't push your ass into it harder.

Tell a bouncer if it continues.

Stop acting like a slut.

Don't go home with those guys... Don't lie.  You do, I know you do.  I have been that guy.

Don't follow him off the dance floor to talk more.

Need a hug? Where did all that come from?

It was supposed to be funny, but I guess it wasn't... that is why I posted it here before putting it up on my class message board.

I thought it was funny and sadly true.

"Stop binge-drinking" is another suggestion.

(Edit: and BTW, I can always use a hug.  I like hugs.) 

It reminds me of how girls always think us guys are the problem. Im not saying were arent SOMETIMES the problem, but half the time, it is the girl. Here is another scenario in which the guy is always to blame and the girls get off the hook:

Woah. Hold on a second. There's just, no need, for talk like that.

As an aside, I dance, like a complete tool. Still I have fun. The key is to just move and have fun. Too many people in too many clubs just do the "i'm trying to look" cool shuffle/gyrating on the dancefloor, not really doing anything or moving at all. I don't see the fun in that. Maybe it's just me.

I can dance, I used to like dancing.

Men do stupid things too, like in the video. But women ruined/ruin dancing.